The safest thing about a blog
  Is that it sits...like a bump on a log,
I can boast tell endless lies
  And not be fearful of any replies.

I can babble on with crap
  And not receive rebuke or slap
From my readers because, I'll bet a penny
  There are so few...some, not many.
And too respectful of my pride
  To speak out or tan my hide.

So here's your chance to have your say
  And get it off your chest today,
Speak in prose, no need to rhyme
  I cut you slack, just this ONE TIME.

Just remember, be discreet...
  It is MY blog...I can delete.