IT'S A HEALTH PLAN

I don't know whether you people aren't listening to me...or whether y'just don't "get it".
IT'S ALL A HEALTH PLAN !   (Dammit.)
We all just gotta stay healthy and well...and alive until 'IT' all turns around. As in 'corrects itself'. Got it?
We just gotta be here to enjoy the return to normalcy. (Whatever THAT is.)
An example you ask?
Surely you remember my Newsletter from back on 2008 or so, when the DOW had dropped about 50%,
(about 7,000 points) Ouch. People were shreiking about diminished 401-K savings, stock losses, impoverished retirements, blah, blah, blah.
With my usual complacency and disregard for reality, I counseled "Don' Vorry. Be Happy." And of course, my Health Plan Mantra..."stay alive for another five". The DOW will recover. Stocks will recover. YOU just gotta be here to enjoy it. Meanwhile, cool it. As Bart Simpson would say, "Don't have a cow, man."
Did anyone listen. Nah. Did anyone write to say, "Oh, I Got it." Nah.
Well, kids, here I am again doing my Health Plan Act. Same song and dance. Lyrics slightly changed.
Lookit, the DOW HAS returned to about 14,000...and the economy IS recovering, slowly. So what's new this time? Simple. It may tank another 2,000 points for some obscure reason. (Keep two asperin handy.)
So then we gotta hit the Health Plan Mantra and stay healthy for the next 2 or 3 years...'til it recovers again!
Y'see why I call it a Health Plan and NOT a Marketing Plan. Finally! IT'S Ai