The Endless Cell Phone Saga

                       The Endless Cell Phone Saga

Okay you can laugh if you want...I certainly can't blame you. My electronic ineptitude is amusing and perpetual. Not to me, of course...but I digress.
I cannot accomplish the 'simple task' of transferring from one cell phone service to another.
   And don't say "It's Easy".   It aint.
   And don't say "Follow the simple Computer Instructions" provided by the Cell Phone guys.  It simply doesn't work! At least NOT for ME. And to call them at their 'convenient customer service' number, that keeps you on the phone (on Hold) for the remainder of your lifetime.
Computer technology. Customer Service. Easy transfer. ALL COLOSSAL LIES.
So if you couldn't reach me...mi dispiagi. I apologize. I have been made 'cell phone mute.'
Try e-mail. Try Facebook. Try a goddam USPS snail-mail letter.
As soon as I have a new number...I'll let ya know. 'Til then...go see a movie.